TISM
The Ted Commandments
Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance
Recorded January–March 1988
Platinum Studios; Trees Studio; The Venue, Melbourne
Radio 3RRR FM, Melbourne, Victoria

TISM know the following people obey the Ted Commandments:
• The Most Beautiful Economist In The World
• Richard "The Crusher" Vomit
• "Action" Greggers, and
• The Slave To The Economist

The Ted Commandments:
• Ted Whitten
• Ted Nugent
• Ted Heath
• Ted Kennedy
• Ted E. Bear
• Ted E. Roosevelt
• Ted E. Boy
• Ted Hamilton
• Ted Little Niggers

This Is Serious Mum have left the building