[Verse 1]
If it's different, (punch), lager, (lunch)
If it moves, (root), quacks, (shoot)
Mates, (protect), wife, (neglect)
Wages, (bet), vicious, (pet)
American, (ape), a blonde, (gape)
Boobs, (inflate), V8, (venerate)

[Chorus]
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!

[Verse 2]
If it's sport, (booze), licence, (lose)
Engine, (thrash), butt-crack, (flash)
If it's the boys, (lairin'), women, (no swearin')
Footy trip, (anaesthesia), back home, (amnesia)
Party, (newted), bedroom, (putrid)
Foreplay, (forgotten), if it's rockin', don't bother knockin'

[Chorus]
Yahoooo! Yahoooo! (Yeah-hoooo!)
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!
[Bridge]
He wahi lio Lehua kou inoa lā
Hanohano wale ʻoe Hawaiʻi lā
E like kou holo ʻana me ka ʻōʻio lā
Ke kolo, ke kuli, ke kuʻi kolo iho ʻoe
ʻAuhea wale ʻoe te wahine holo lio
Pua nani aʻo Hawaiʻi lā
Aloha i ka Hawaiian cowboy

[Verse 3]
If it's a party, fight, if it's winning, skite
If it's politics, right, if it's flatulence, light
If it's tabloid, believe it (Tabloid, believe it)
If it's broadsheet, don't read it (Broadsheet, don't read it)
If it's music, rock (Rock), if it's casino, flock
(Yeah, boys [?])

[Chorus]
Yahoooo! Yahoooo! (yeah-hoo!)
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!(Yahoooo!)
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!