[Verse 1]
Was it God or the Devil, tell me somebody
Who put Sophie Lee in Sophie Lee's body?
Is it better or worse? I'll pay you some money (money)
Is it better or worse when she tries to be funny? (funny)
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh

[Verse 2]
Is it or isn't it my TV set squeaking?
It surely couldn't be English she's speaking (speaking)
Who is who, damn it, can you tell me soon?
Who is the human, who is the cartoon? (toon)
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh

[Chorus]
It couldn't be could it? Impossible, I feel
I heard Sophie Lee is actually real
It couldn't be could it? Impossible, I feel
I heard Sophie Lee is actually real
Ooooh-ooooh
Ooooh-ooooh
Ooooh-ooooh

[Outro]
Was it God or the Devil, tell me somebody
Who put Sophie Lee in Sophie Lee's body?