[Verse 1]
Truck you, Australia Felix
Truck you, the sheep's back
Truck you, Tasmania
Truck you, Big Mac

[Chorus]
I drive a truck

[Verse 2]
Truck you, scotch and soda
Truck you, the underground
Truck you, the enigmatic coda
Truck you, lost and found

[Chorus]
I drive a truck

[Verse 3]
Truck you, cunt burger cheese
Truck you, pubic hair
Truck you, "If you please"
Truck you, five bucks a pair

[Chorus]
I drive a truck
I drive a truck
[Verse 4]
Truck you, inspiration (I drive a)
Truck you, across the nation (I drive a)
Truck you, Olivia Newton-John (I drive a)
Truck you, oh, I got a schlong (I drive a)

[Chorus]
I drive a truck
I drive a truck
I drive a truck
I drive a truck