[Verse 1]
Why is Mick Jagger so dismissive
Of all those girls who want to be his missus?
Why are so many songs about
Girls on who Mick has walked out?

[Chorus]
I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out

[Verse 2]
Why is his band called the Rolling Stones?
Which implies a lack of an emotional home
Way back before 1964
What caused Mick to be so sore?

[Chorus]
I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
I think I've got, Mick Jagger worked out
I think I've got, Mick Jagger worked out

[Bridge]
Tell me, tell me, what was the girl's name?
Took Mick by the hand and patiently explained
Without arrogance or vanity or pouting or hating
She will always prefer masturbating
[Chorus]
I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
I think I've got, Mick Jagger worked out
I think I've got, Mick Jagger worked out
I've got it worked out