[Intro: Sample]
Master?
Master?
Master?!
Master?!
You?!
Aaaah!

[Verse 1: Ron Hitler-Barassi]
Looks like the contradictions in the Marxist dialectic
Are causing Communism to become a bit eclectic
Imports of Western technology are getting pretty hectic
In Central Europe, the oeuvre's electric

[Chorus: Instrumental]

[Verse 2: Ron Hitler-Barassi]
Medieval Europe was a theocracy
And for the benefit of a rich aristocracy
As a means of ruling, it has its benefits, from what I can see
How can Parliament keep up with that modern plutocracy?

[Chorus: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
Well, rock is for morons, I'd like to shoot it
Polysyllabic words never suited
Rock is for morons, I'd like to shoot it
Polysyllabic words never suited
[Verse 3: Ron Hitler-Barassi]
There's something sorta charming about the first-person narration
That can't be fully expressed in formal literary examination
Huckleberry Finn may have many a self-interest explanation
But Twain makes the reader feel general admiration

[Outro: Humphrey B. Flaubert]
Well, rock is for morons, I'd like to shoot it
Polysyllabic words never suited
Rock is for morons, I'd like to shoot it
Polysyllabic words never suited