[Verse 1]
(I'm not pregnant) I'm not pregnant
(I'm not pregnant) I'm not pregnant
(I'm not pregnant) I'm not pregnant
(I'm not pregnant) We beat the rap this one time
(I'm not pregnant) The test shows just one line
(I'm not pregnant) Best piss I've ever had
(I'm not pregnant) And you are not a dad
(I'm not pregnant) My speculations end
(I'm not pregnant) My youth resumes again
(I'm not pregnant) Though all of me–

[Verse 2]
You'll just get some chick in Mindanao
Corporates, just prevaricate and fib
All of us are Barcelona
And they are fake Madrid

[Verse 3]
We used to have eight hours' work
And then eight hours' play
We used to get eight hours' rest
And earn eight bob a day
How come eight decades later
That's all been took away?
"We need a flexible workforce"
Is what the bas–