[Verse 1]
Lady of the Dam
Won't be a slave to the blonde, or the culture of the popular
(She won't, she won't)
Sing at you, I'll fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
(I will, I will)

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers, and cheap gin

[Chorus]
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight

[Post-Chorus]
Mary! (Ah-ah-oh)
Jane! (Ah-ah-oh)
Holland! (Ah-ah-oh)
Woo-hoo!
Mary! (Puff in; Ah-ah-oh)
Jane! (Puff out; Ah, oh)
Holland! (Ah-ah-oh)
Woo-hoo!
[Verse 2]
I don't like to boast
But our truffles are the most
Mad-magical in Amsterdam
(She won't, she won't)
So if you have fear, Apollo
Sit on my lyre, and play him like a piano man
(I will, I will)

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers, and cheap gin

[Chorus]
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight

[Post-Chorus]
Mary! (Ah-ah-oh)
Jane! (Ah-ah-oh)
Holland! (Ah-ah-oh)
Woo-hoo!
Mary! (Puff in; Ah-ah-oh)
Jane! (Puff out; Ah, oh)
Holland! (Ah-ah-oh)
Woo-hoo!
[Bridge]
I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright, because I am rich as piss
When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth
The grass eats up my insides, and my brunette starts to sprout
Introducing, ladies and gentlemen, Mary Jane Holland!

[Chorus]
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight (I think we'd)
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight

[Post-Chorus]
Mary! (Ah-ah-oh)
Jane! (Ah-ah-oh)
Holland! (Ah-ah-oh)
Woo-hoo!
Mary! (Puff in; Ah-ah-oh)
Jane! (Puff out; Ah, oh)
Holland! (Ah-ah-oh)
Woo-hoo!

[Outro]
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Woo-hoo!
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Woo-hoo!