[Allen Iverson]
We sittin’ here, I’m supposed to be a franchise player and we’re in here talking about practice

[Hook - A.I.]
We sittin’ here, I’m supposed to be a franchise player and we’re in here talking about practice
We sittin’ here, I’m supposed to be a franchise player and we’re in here talking about practice
We sittin’ here, I’m supposed to be a franchise player and we’re in here talking about practice
How the hell can I make my teammates better by practicing?
Not a game, not a game, not a game, we’re talking about practice
Not a game, not a game, not a game, we’re talking about practice
Not a game, not a game, not a game, we’re talking about practice
How the hell can I make my teammates better by practicing?

[Jim Mora]
In my opinion that sucked
A disgraceful performance
What's that? Playoffs?
Playoffs?
P-p-p-playoffs?

[A.I.]
Anybody tell you that I missed practice
I might have missed one practice this year
Not the game I go out there and die for
And play every game like it’s my last
[Jim Mora]
I don't care (what's that?) who you play
That was a disgraceful performance
What's that? Playoffs?
Playoffs?
(A.I.: What are we talking about?)
Playoffs?

[Dennis Green]
The Bears are who we thought they were
That’s why we took the damn field
If you want to crown ‘em, then crown their asses
Cause they are who we thought they were
And we let them off the hook!
(A.I.: What are we talking about?)

[Mike Gundy]
Come after me
I'm a man, I'm forty
I'm not a kid
That's why I don't read the newspaper
Because it's garbage
So get your facts straight

[A.I.]
If-if-if the coach says I missed practice
And y'all hear it, then that's that
And that’s the truth
It’s easy to talk about
It’s easy to sum it up
We’re talking about practice
[Hook]

[A.I.]
Man, I mean how silly is that?
I mean, we’re talking about practice
I know I’m supposed to be there
I know I’m supposed to lead by example
I know that
And I’m not shoving it aside
You know, like it don’t mean anything
I know it’s important, I honestly do
But we’re talking about practice man
What are we talking about?

[Jim Mora]
Playoffs (What's that?)
Playoffs (What's that?)
Playoffs
Pl-pl-pl-pl-playoffs

(What's that?)
Playoffs
Playoffs
Pl-pl-pl-pl-playoffs

Playoffs (What's that?)
Playoffs (What's that?)
Playoffs
Pl-pl-pl-pl-playoffs
(What's that?)
Playoffs
Playoffs
Pl-pl-pl-pl-playoffs

[Joe Namath]
I wanna kiss you
I couldn't care less
About the team strugg-a-ling
I wanna kiss you

I wanna kiss you
I wanna kiss you

[Suzy Kolber]
Thanks, Joe Namath

[A.I.]
What are we talking about?

[Joe Namath]
I wanna kiss you
I couldn't care less
About the team strugg-a-ling
I wanna kiss you

I wanna kiss you
I wanna kiss you

[Terrell Owens]
You guys can’t do that man, damn
He's my teammate
He's my quarterback
You guys can’t do that man, damn
He's my teammate
He's my quarterback
You guys can’t do that man, damn

[A.I.]
Practice? We’re talking about practice, man. We’re talk - we're talking about practice

[Random yell]