[Verse 1]
Arthur's in a world of sin
He's bonked more birds than Errol Flynn
Arthur (Arthur)
He's got no shame
Who's to blame?
Dark horse Arthur

What's his name?
Arthur, Arthur Clark

[Verse 2]
He's fooled her, we concur
Arthur Clark's an impostor
Arthur (Arthur)
He's got no yacht, and you know what
Arthur ain't no air pilot

[Hook]
Arthur, Arthur
Arthur, Arthur Clark

[Verse 3]
Bigamist, you get the gist?
Arthur Clark's a con artist
Arthur (Arthur)
He's a snake
Make no mistake
Dark horse Arthur
He's a fake

[Hook]
Arthur, Arthur
Arthur, Arthur Clark

[Verse 4]
He shows no remorse
He's Arthur Clark of course
He's a shark, he's Arthur Clark, dark horse

Corrupted, he's crooked
Two-face Arthur she trusted
Arthur (Arthur)
She's appalled with that dark
What's he called?
Arthur Clark
[Hook]
What's he called?
Arthur Clark

[Outro]
Arthur, Arthur
Arthur, Arthur
Arthur, Arthur
Arthur, Arthur

Arthur Clark, Arthur Clark
Arthur, Arthur, Arthur
Arthur Clark