Oh I never sneeze when you're around
And you never think I have a cold
But when I'm all alone I I Ityshoo I need
You and a box of handkerchiefs...

My nose never runs when you're around
And you never think I have the flu
But when I really do I I Ityshoo I need
You and a box of handkerchiefs...

I catch a cold easy
When I'm feeling sneezy
What I really need's a box of handkerchiefs to please me
It's you I need, you and a box of handkerchiefs...

Everytime I go out I get the flu
I'm okay one minute then I start sneezing again
I sneeze here I sneeze there I'm always sneezing everywhere...

Oh I never sniff when you're around
And you never think I'm really ill
Oh but I tell you still I I Ityshoo I need
You and a box of handkerchiefs