[Chorus]
Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee

[Verse 1]
Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad
Kevin had been out with Carol Sands
But Glenda she though surely
It can't be that bad, if I had a baby

[Chorus]
Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee

[Verse 2]
Glenda went round to the doctors the next day
You can't have a baby, that's what he said
Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read
Of how to have a test tube baby....

[Chorus]
Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee

[Verse 3]
Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy
If only she could have a baby
So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam
She signed up for a baby...

[Chorus]
Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee
Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee

[Outro]
I will have a baby, Kevin
I'll have a test tube baby