Darren Criss
Break It In
[Intro]
Yo, there's some nasty rumors going around at my expense
That shit ain't right, I gotta set the record straight

[Verse 1]
I'm the king of the hard fuck (King)
Anyone that say different, they don't know, bruh (They don't know that)
Piledrive the bed like a young buck (Bang)
The way I dick her down got her love struck (Got her love struck)
If you like feathery shit
Yeah, that's pretty cool but I don't need it
Memory foam, not about that
If we gon' smash better bounce back

[Pre-Chorus]
People say I fuck too soft (Nah)
Sayin' that I can't please a woman (Nah)
I don't need that kinda shit (Nah)
Imagine what my kids'll think

[Chorus]
I'ma break it in, break it in, break it in
Mama, we can take it into the classroom
Give your ass room
Break it in, break it in, break it in, break it in (Woo!)
Goin' bat shit on a mattress
Break it in, break it in, break it in
Baby, we can make it into a function when we fuckin'
Break it in, break it in, break it in, break it in (Woo!)
[Post-Chorus]
I'ma fuck hard but not like too hard
You know what I'm sayin'?
But not too soft either
Nah, just right
Call me Goldilocks, bitch

[Verse 2]
I'm a plumber with the hard pipe (Pipe)
Says here that you got a bad leak, right? (Huh?)
I'ma loosen it up 'cause it's too tight (Yup)
Everybody gotta know what it sound like
Them springs is sturdy (Sturdy)
We can make 'em sing, make 'em dirty (Dirty)
Whole thing, hump on it (On it)
Mama said don't jump on it

[Pre-Chorus]
Fuck too soft (Nah)
Sayin' that I can't please a woman (Nah, shit)
I don't need that kinda shit (Nah)
Wonder what my dad'll say
Probably say

[Chorus]
I'ma break it in, break it in, break it in
Mama, we can take it into the classroom
Give your ass room
Break it in, break it in, break it in, break it in (Woo!)
Goin' bat shit on a mattress
Break it in, break it in, break it in
Baby, we can make it into a function when we fuckin'
Break it in, break it in, break it in, break it in (Woo!)
I'm the king of the hard fuck
I'ma break it in, break it in, break it in
Mama, we can take it into the classroom
Give your ass room
Break it in, break it in, break it in, break it in (Woo!)
Goin' bat shit on a mattress
Break it in, break it in, break it in
Baby, we can make it into a function when we fuckin'
Break it in, break it in, break it in, break it in (Woo!)
[Post-Chorus]
I'ma fuck hard right?
But hard enough where it's enjoyable
Not to harm you, you know what I'm sayin'?
I'm a considerate lover
Communication is key
Bitch