[Verse 1]
A scrub is a dude that thinks he's good
But couldn't hit the side of a bus stop
Always spamming his binds in chat
And just sits at the bottom of the scoreboard (No)

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't want your Uber (No)
I don't wanna give you mine and (No)
I don't wanna overheal you (No)
I don't wanna do a high five

[Chorus]
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Rockin' them booties and sword with a Tide Turner
Trying to kill a sentry
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Sitting on the E key, spamming after taking five damage
In the chat complaining

[Verse 2]
And this scrub is hitting me
But the team is really weak
Get a kill before you approach me
'Cause I'm wearing three hats
And he's got bronze badge
I'm healing no Free-To-Play trash, so
[Pre-Chorus]
I don't want your Uber (No)
And I don't wanna give you mine and (No)
I don't wanna overheal you (No)
I don't wanna do a high five

[Chorus]
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Rockin' them booties and sword with a Tide Turner
Trying to kill a sentry
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Sitting on the E key, spamming after taking five damage
In the chat just complaining

[Verse 3]
You built a gun at the last point
James98, I'm talking to you
You missed a stab on a Brass Beast Heavy
Killer420, I'm talking to you
You don't have your monitor turned on
Asian Letters Guy, I'm talking to you
Wanna get a heal from me? Get real, oh no
I don't want, no, oh
[Bridge]
No scrub
No scrub (No, no, no, no)
No scrub
No scrub (No, no, no, no, no)

[Chorus]
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Rockin' them booties and sword with a Tide Turner
Trying to kill a sentry
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Sitting on the E key, spamming after taking five damage
In the chat just complaining

[Outro]
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Sitting on the E key, spamming after taking five damage