Spies – all I really hate is Spies
Around the corner there’s Spies
And on the staircase it’s Spies

I hate the way that they walk
And I hate it when they talk
And I can always make them die
From Badwater to Turbine

Back in the day
I saw this Spy around the way
I grabbed my wrench and said, “Let’s play.”
He said, “I’m friendly.” – I said, “k.”
So then I turned my back away
He stabbed my back and I’m like, “Hey!”
He sapped my Sentry, that’s okay
I vowed to make that Spy main pay

I hope Valve will say
All Spies are nerfed with no delay
I asked Gabe please, he said “No way.”
And so to Eric I must pray
Please make the Spies all go away
I heard he thinks Spies are okay
And that he’s subbed to Uncle Dane
But I saw him just the other day
Watchin' Muselk to my dismay
Spies – to do a stair stab
Spies – to sap my buildings
Spies – to do a trick stab
Spies – and also corner stabs
Spies – that’s all I really hate is Spies
Two at a time – I hate Spies
With Cloak and Daggers – I hate Spies
I oughta main Pyro – Spies
Spies, Spies (Spies), Spies (Spies)
Spies (Spies), Spies, (Spies)
Spies (Spies), Spies (Spies)
Spies (Spies), Spies (Spies)
Spies (Spies), Spies, Spies, Spies
Yeaa–