[Announcer]
RAP BATTLE!

LEAFYISHERE
VS
KILLER KEEMSTAR

BEGIN!

[KEEMSTAR]
What's up, DramaAlert Nation?
This time on YouTube;
‘Killer’ Keem to leaf you choked
So let’s get right into the news
Tainting your reputation like those
Drugs stuck in your kin
Use Code: KEEM
And get 15% off of a real chin!
So watch me steal your emo supporters
And then steal your victory
You’re gone when this MC roasts you
Like you did TommyNC!
Want to see me smash this Seussian?
Better smash the fucking likes, yo!
You’re hateful and threatening like you are snake

[SCARCE]
Double upload!

[LEAFYISHERE]
Leafy’s starting some beefy drama
Once this is out of the way
You’re fucking thirty-four years old
How am I supposed to be afraid?
Are you having a midlife crisis?
Those chin jokes annoy me
This battle needs a title:
“GROWN ASS ADULT TRIES TO DESTROY ME”
LITERALLY the cancer of YouTube
I’m surprised you still have fans
Fuck off, garden gnome
And post another racist rant
Then LITERALLY go apeshit on twitter
‘Cause I made you cry
Anyways, gotta go, new FouseyTube video
Coming out tonight, guys

[KEEMSTAR]
I rap fast as fuck boiiiii
I won’t mispronounce these words
I bet you paid your “friends” fifty bucks
To write your whole verse
You’re looking teary
It’s 'cuz you’re losing subs, that I figured
Everyone type in the chat:
Leafy’s fucking triggered!
[GRADE A UNDER A]
Hold off, ya twat!
Here’s a reason Why We Ducking Hate You

[PYROCYNICAL]
You leaked my info and my face

[GRADE A UNDER A]
You’re more stupid than What Parents Do!
Can’t wait to report on this death!

[PYROCYNICAL]
In my next video project

[GRADE A UNDER A]
You drive YouTube insane

[PYROCYNICAL]
But still can’t get car sex
We’ll ‘Bash-ur’ manipulation tactics
You’re YouTube’s bane!

[GRADE A UNDER A]
Once we ban Keem off of this site…

[GRADE A UNDER A and PYROCYNICAL]
We’ll Make YouTube Great Again!
[GRADE A UNDER A]
You call old people pedophiles

[PYROCYNICAL]
The shit you’ve done still gets bigger
Just end it

[GRADE A UNDER A]
You’re better off familiarizing with one trigger!

[KEEMSTAR]
I got files on top of files
This will be a juicy debate
Baseless lies in biased statements
Why am I still getting hate?
I’m a G, fueled by allegations
To take down a furry slob
So I’ll roast Pyro, shots ‘fired’
Like Grade from his teaching job
Backstabber tagged with loser
So I’ll smoke them like Leafy’s joints
When half of one’s content is
Mocking himself at this point
Gonna take a break because of you three
Leave me alone!
Now DramaAlert has over your
“Comedy” and “practical jokes”

[iDUBBBZ]
You better freeze, bitch
This Content Cop has rolled into your hood

[ETHAN/H3H3]
Leaving these halfwits to rot

[iDUBBBZ]
Hey, that’s pretty good!

[ETHAN/H3H3]
The popularity has gone to your head
Like your popcorn obsession
Disable you like Pokemon Go

[iDUBBBZ]
Leave you with crippling depression
Yes, you have cliché content

[ETHAN/H3H3]
Yes, you bully children
Mock the appearance of others?

[iDUBBBZ]
Yet you lack a fucking chin

[ETHAN/H3H3]
Rocking FUPAs and beanies

[iDUBBBZ]
And arresting these weenies
Eating vomit is better than watching your vids
Keem and Leafy
You’ll finally Leaf us Alone

[ETHAN/H3H3]
After we bust this garden gnome in two

[iDUBBBZ]
You got busted!

[ETHAN/H3H3]
Asses blasted!

[iDUBBBZ]
Rat and “Fousey Hears a ‘Who’”?

[ETHAN/H3H3]
I won’t lie
This is me when I stumble on your clickbait

[iDUBBBZ]
That’s the type of shit to make me ask
“What are you, fucking gay?”