Oscar Scheller
Dumpling*
[Intro]
Yo, fuck my shit up

[Chorus]
Can I tell you one thing? I'm a dumpling
Got my man looking right through the dumping
Eat my noodle then I Kobe slam dump him
Got the words in my mouth like a tongue ring
Can I tell you one thing? I'm a dumpling
Got my man looking right through the dumping
Eat my noodle then I Kobe slam dump him
Got the words in my mouth like a tongue ring (You're dumb)

[Verse 1]
Can I tell you, it's my pleasure to break your heart
Run it over in my brand new car
Lookin' like roadkill with the tire marks
"Meet new dick" says my astrology chart
I want him and him and her all in my shopping cart
Booty Mona Lisa, it's a work of art
He like everything about me, he would pay for farts
Cut him off with Luigi in my Mario Kart
Do it, then I dump him, then I celebrate, skrrt him, I'ma celebrate it, upgraded [?]

[Chorus]
Can I tell you one thing? I'm a dumpling
Got my man looking right through the dumping
Eat my noodle then I Kobe slam dump him
Got the words in my mouth like a tongue ring
Can I tell you one thing? I'm a dumpling
Got my man looking right through the dumping
Eat my noodle then I Kobe slam dump him
Got the words in my mouth like a tongue ring
[Verse 2]
Dump his ass, dump his ass
Take out the recycling, dispose of the trash
Why you ask? Too many men for the gas
Wanna fly me out to Dubai just to smash
Think of rats, couple hunnies call me Ash
Call me weeknights, weekends, where you at?
We could stream fight, street sex on the grass
Pickpocketin' the wallet, take his cash (Bye)
Way too many men up on my roster
If you want the Nicky Nook [?], give me Minaj first
If he want a kiss, then he better floss first
I deserve a Grammy and an Oscar (Scheller)

[Chorus]
Can I tell you one thing? I'm a dumpling
Got my man looking right through the dumping
Eat my noodle then I Kobe slam dump him
Got the words in my mouth like a tongue ring
Can I tell you one thing? I'm a dumpling
Got my man looking right through the dumping
Eat my noodle then I Kobe slam dump him
Got the words in my mouth like a tongue ring

[Outro]
Dumpling, dumpling, dumpling
Dumpling, dumpling, dumpling
Dumpling, dumpling, dumpling