[Intro]
Gwan!

[Verse]
Wake up in the in the morning and it's hard to live
Hard to live, yes it's hard to live
And it will be a long time before shit starts to give
And every single day it's getting harder to live
But I would be up for being down with a ho
Lord knows that I got mic control
Do you got mic control?
Ya know this here style is well original

[Pre-Chorus 1]
This man, making money how I know, won't be no man of me
In my bed, I watch TV
I'm drunk by noon, but that's okay, I'll be President some day
Light my cigarette, and I think how Bert Susanka made me drink
Load the box and I'll pump the shit

[Chorus]
Got my greatest... hits
Got my greatest... hits

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Is this band making money? I don't know
It's the writing on the wall
All my friends drink alcohol
I'm too drunk to light the bong
I'm too stoned to write this song
Light my cigarette, and I think how Bert Susanka made me drink
Load the box and I'll pump the shit
[Verse]
Wake up in the in the morning and it's hard to live
Hard to live, yes it's hard to live
And it will be a long time before shit starts to give
And every single day it's getting harder to live
But I would be up for being down with a ho
Lord knows that I got mic control
Do you got mic control?
Ya know this here style is well original

[Pre-Chorus 1]
This man, making money how I know, won't be no man of me
In my bed, I watch TV
I'm drunk by noon, but that's okay, I'll be President some day
Light my cigarette, and I think how Bert Susanka made me drink
Load the box and I'll pump the shit, shit, shit...

[Outro]
It's The Ziggens' greatest hits
It's The Ziggens' greatest hits
It's The Ziggens' greatest hits