[Verse 1]
I was home entertaining some guests when I
Fell off the chair and cracked open my head
Bees flew out and they flew up their skirts and they
Cracked open the window and in came the myna birds
I was home entertaining some guests when I
Fell off the chair and cracked open my head
Bees flew out and they flew up their skirts because they wanted
To travel the world

[Pre-Chorus]
These are the kinds of things we should worry about
These are the kinds of things we should worry about

[Chorus]
But I keep it upstairs
I keep it upstairs
I just keep it upstairs
I keep it upstairs

[Verse 2]
I was out looking in cars practicing smiles
For the grand finale
I got all day
In Cadillac city
I got all day
In Cadillac city
I was out walking, looking at posters
Someone famous to kidnap and love
[Chorus]
But I keep it upstairs
I keep it upstairs
I just keep it upstairs
I keep it upstairs

[Outro]
My head is a three-star hotel, oh no
I might be missing something
My head is a three-star hotel, oh no
Killers are calling on me
My head is a three-star hotel, oh no
Feathers are falling on my feet
My head is a three-star hotel, oh no
I might be missing something
My head is a three-star hotel, oh no
Feathers are falling on my feet
My head is a three-star hotel