[Verse 1]
When I get mad and I get pissed
I grab my pen and I write out a list
Of all the people that won't be missed
You've made my shitlist

For all the ones who bum me out (shitlist)
For all the ones who fill my head with doubt (shitlist)
For all the squares who get me pissed (shitlist)
You've made my shitlist

[Chorus]
Shitlist
Shitlist

[Verse 2]
When I get mad and I get pissed
I grab my pen and I write out a list
Of all you assholes that won't be missed
You've made my shitlist

[Chorus]
Shitlist
Shitlist

[Instrumental bridge]
[Chorus]
Shitlist
Shitlist, yeah