[Verse 1]
Sam invents the you you want to see
Don't believe in predestiny
Bacon you never need to bring home
Sam Hell gets you redeemed
By grace alone

[Bridge]
Sam's the mayor of First Avenue
Nothing goes on he doesn't want to
A wife that wears his 'in' stocking hat
She's known for making good
Gravy and cat
A cat

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
Heart attack
Time to eat and pay
Cellulite won't wash away
You never knew if you'd been dead or just old
Sam Hell never gets that cold