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My Family Is a Little Weird
My family is just a little weird
Daddy wears a dress and Mommy grows a beard
All our neighbors, they complain all the time
They really don't understand my kind

Little brother was thrown out of school
Drownin' kiddies in the kiddie pool
Big brother lives in city jail
Mom and Dad won't pay his bail

Big sister complains all the time
She's hooked on barbs and wine
All my aunts are lying whores
All my uncles are drinking bores

Grandma sells dope to high school kids
Grandpa don't care, his mind is on the skids
No one seems to understand
Not sure if I'm a woman or a man

My family's just a little weird
Is your family just a little weird?
My family's just a little weird
Is your family just a little weird?

My family is just a little weird
Daddy wears a dress and Mommy grows a beard
All our neighbors, they complain all the time
They really don't understand my kind
Little brother was thrown out of school
Drownin' kiddies in the kiddie pool
Big brother lives in city jail
Mom and Dad won't pay his bail

Big sister complains all the time
She's hooked on barbs and wine
All my aunts are lying whores
All my uncles are drinking bores

Grandma sells dope to high school kids
Grandpa don't care, his mind is on the skids
No one seems to understand
Not sure if I'm a woman or a man

My family's just a little weird
Is your family just a little weird?
My family's just a little weird
Is your family just a little weird?