[Chorus]
I'm textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Why though? I don't know
I'm textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Why though? I don't know

[Verse 1]
Hello?
Hello?
It's like oh my God, I don't know
It's like oh my God, I don't know
It's like oh my God, what the fuck, LOL
So what the hell son, I don't know

[Shortened Chorus]
I'm textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Why though? I don't know

[Verse 2]
Yo
Yo
Oh my God, I'm at work
They don't let me text at work
So I'm gonna go to the bathroom
I'm textin' you in the bathroom
[Verse 3]
Oh my God, I'm at school
They don't let me text in school
So I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Plus I think I just took some bad 'shrooms

[Chorus]
I'm textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Why though? I don't know
I'm textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Textin' on my iPhone, textin' on my iPhone
Why though? I dunno