1-800 Skit
[Skit: sample & Tha God Fahim]
We interrupt our program to bring you this important message
(Aha) Hey folks, I'm Tha God Fahim
And if you were hurt in a car accident, work accident
Or you just bust your ass in a accident, I'm the one you should call
You might be able to get paid (One phone call, that's all)
So, for my services, call 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker
It's always a motherfucker to be sued, that's right
Yeah! God Fahim! That's my motherfuckin' boy! (That's right)
That n***a got me paid than a motherfucker
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Shit, I ain't even break a finger, y'nam'sayn?
(1-800, 1-800)
Just a little minor fracture, broke a little piеce of my fingernail
(1-800-Sue-A-Mothеrfucker)
N***a, I got $150,000! God damn, man, I love you, man
(1-800, 1-800)
That's my motherfuckin' boy
Yeah, Tha God Fahim, that's my bro, man
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Like, I totally tripped over a skate—a surfboard, at the beach, man
(1-800, 1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
And I literally got sixty racks for it, man, sixty grand
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Yeah, I'm gonna buy me an expensive bitch
Salute to Tha God Fahim for his awesomeness
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
So if you were in an accident, hit me up
I mean, it's a accident, it's somebody's fault
I mean, these things don't just happen, I mean goddamn
And you don't want no lawyer all up in your pocket
Studyin' the case, all up in your business, n***a want like 80%
Come to me, I want 'bout 60
Nah, make that 65
Nah, fuck it, 70, that's cool (Hustle!)
(1-800)
Y'nam'sayn? It'll be good
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker! 1-800)
Yeah, n***a
(1-800)
So if you done busted your ass, or you think you bust your ass
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Tha God Fahim got you, Tha God Fahim Attorney's Offices, n***a
(1-800, 1-800)
Hit them up, y'nam'sayn? 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker!)
There's always a motherfucker to be sued
(1-800!)
Good day, gentlemen
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Sue that motherfucker twice ♪
And we're out, hit us up, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker
It's always a motherfucker that need to be sued
Accidents don't happen by itself!
We interrupt our program to bring you this important message
(Aha) Hey folks, I'm Tha God Fahim
And if you were hurt in a car accident, work accident
Or you just bust your ass in a accident, I'm the one you should call
You might be able to get paid (One phone call, that's all)
So, for my services, call 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker
It's always a motherfucker to be sued, that's right
Yeah! God Fahim! That's my motherfuckin' boy! (That's right)
That n***a got me paid than a motherfucker
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Shit, I ain't even break a finger, y'nam'sayn?
(1-800, 1-800)
Just a little minor fracture, broke a little piеce of my fingernail
(1-800-Sue-A-Mothеrfucker)
N***a, I got $150,000! God damn, man, I love you, man
(1-800, 1-800)
That's my motherfuckin' boy
Yeah, Tha God Fahim, that's my bro, man
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Like, I totally tripped over a skate—a surfboard, at the beach, man
(1-800, 1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
And I literally got sixty racks for it, man, sixty grand
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Yeah, I'm gonna buy me an expensive bitch
Salute to Tha God Fahim for his awesomeness
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
So if you were in an accident, hit me up
I mean, it's a accident, it's somebody's fault
I mean, these things don't just happen, I mean goddamn
And you don't want no lawyer all up in your pocket
Studyin' the case, all up in your business, n***a want like 80%
Come to me, I want 'bout 60
Nah, make that 65
Nah, fuck it, 70, that's cool (Hustle!)
(1-800)
Y'nam'sayn? It'll be good
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker! 1-800)
Yeah, n***a
(1-800)
So if you done busted your ass, or you think you bust your ass
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Tha God Fahim got you, Tha God Fahim Attorney's Offices, n***a
(1-800, 1-800)
Hit them up, y'nam'sayn? 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker!)
There's always a motherfucker to be sued
(1-800!)
Good day, gentlemen
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Sue that motherfucker twice ♪
And we're out, hit us up, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker
It's always a motherfucker that need to be sued
Accidents don't happen by itself!