[Intro]
Sorry to interrupt your beach party everyone, just thought I'd stop by with my, *Car*!

[Verse 1]
Four wheels, one key
I must be truly blessed
Life is a school, and I'm
Passin' the test
Two working headlights
Four functional seats
And get a load of these pedals
That I can push with my feet

[Pre-Chorus]
There's an AM radio
That kicks you right in the ass
So turn down the treble, baby (Uh)
And crank up the bass! (Hey!)

[Chorus]
I own a car! (Car!)
I own a car, woman
The cup-holder holds anything as long as it's a cup
I own a car (Car!)
Car (Car!)
[Verse 2]
Look out! It's beige
The coolest kind of brown
A human can handle
Thank God that you're sitting down
Check out these windows
They're totally clear
So you can watch in amazement
As stuff gets more near

[Pre-Chorus]
Do you believe in miracles?
We're shootin' off like a star
Who needs a license, mama?
When you got a car, hey!

[Chorus]
I own a car (Car!)
Listen good
I own a car, ya turkeys!
The engine is a mystery and no one knows how it works
I own a car! (Car!)
(Car!)

[Outro]
Guess what I own boys?
(Is it a boat?) No!
(Is it a car?) No-uh, yes actually
The boys guessed that much faster
Than I thought the boys would guess
I own a car! (Car!)
I own a car