[Intro: Ashton]
Ready?

[Verse 1: Calum]
Ashton, my best bud
Gonna be friends forever
Ashton, my best man
Gonna be friends 'til the very end

[Chorus: Calum]
I love this guy

[Verse 2: Calum, Ashton]
Ashton, my best friend
Gonna be friends 'til the very end
Ashton, my best man (Woo!)
Gonna be friends 'til the best end

[Chorus: Calum]
'Cause I love this guy so damn much
I love this guy, I'd even let him touch my butt

[Interlude: Ashton]
One, two, three
Take it with the—
[Verse 3: Calum, Ashton]
Ashton, my best friend
Gonna be friends 'til the very end
Ashton, my best man (Ah, ooh)
Gonna be friends until the very end
Take it to the—

[Chorus: Calum]
I love this guy so damn much
I love this guy

[Verse 4: Luke]
Calum, my best friend
Me and him 'til the very end
Ashton is a s***** ****
I hate you f****** ******** so much