Laurence O’Keefe & Kevin Murphy
Transition to Croquet
[KURT, spoken]
Man, that sucked.

[RAM, spoken]
That dude fights even better than the real Bo Diddley. You ever see "Enter the Dragon"? Bo Diddley fights with his shirt off. He's really ripped for an Oriental dude.

[KURT, spoken]
Fag.

[RAM, spoken]
Shut up!

[KURT, spoken]
Ram's eating Chinese tonight!

(He mimes a blowjob and they exit)

[HEATHER CHANDLER, spoken]
God, Veronica, drool much? You were totally throwing your panties at that new kid.

[VERONICA, spoken]
I was not.

[HEATHER CHANDLER, spoken]
And judging by your house, you can't afford replacement panties.
[VERONICA, spoken]
C'mon, I don't even know his name.

[HEATHER CHANDLER, spoken]
Mr. and Mrs. Sawyer, look out!

[MOM, spoken]
Here you go girls. Care for some pâté?

[HEATHER CHANDLER, spoken]
This isn't pâté. It's liverwurst.

[MOM, spoken]
I'm aware of that, Heather. It's a family joke.

[HEATHER CHANDLER, spoken]
Oh. Funny.