Laurence O’Keefe & Kevin Murphy
Duke’s Solo from “Big Fun”
[HEATHER DUKE, spoken]
I didn’t need your help! I can handle Ram Sweeney!

[VERONICA, spoken]
Heather, it’s okay. We’re friends now, we watch each other’s backs, amigos?

[HEATHER DUKE, spoken]
...Yeah...

(sung)
She says she’s got my back
But what the hell does that mean?
Is she being bubonic? Is she being sardonic?
Does she want to eat my spleen?
She’s pretty and she’s smart and it’s tearing me apart that Heather thinks shes cool!
This little twat, trying to steal my spot
As third from the top of my high school!
AHHHHH!