MIKE
Weekends Off
How's your little office job?
Oh wait maybe I should go and your boss
Maybe he can give you 20, 30 seconds off
That's a lot to ask, maybe fake a cough
Only 20 more minutes on the office clock
Only 20 more minutes on your bosses cock
Yeah your only free days are your weekends off
Yeah and all my days are weekends off
Money come round and I ain't gotta do nuttin
I can sleep all week and it really ain't a problem
I can do a molly and a motherfucking snooze day
I can turn this into just another fucking snooze day
You be waking up and I should to what you say?
What are you the poo face
Get a different toothpaste
Ah fuck lean a done em got another fucking toothache
I'm the fucking god that made a song that made scrooge faint
{?] [?] What the hell have you made
What the hell did you say groovy tuesday
I would't eat that if it was free on my birthday
I would't drink beer not even on my worst day
Tell your fat wife happy anniversary

I don't want santa on my coca cola
I don't want your name on my coca cola
They tell me calm down it's just a can of soda
But this is rap bond not Adam Carolla
If I ever lose my educate make fun of me
Just don't forget that I'm the king that [?]
[?] Could have a punishment
Don't believe go ask any one of em
Bitch you better suck it's just a project
You don't want those motherfuckers finding it
I'm on a different planet From these motherfuckers
Ever since I [?] and my eyes have been fucking open
I do not care about people who think I am under my enemies
Given the key to the city the weight is a disaster recipe
My wildest smiles never running out of batteries
I've been taking screenshots of damn near anything
30day ban and it barely did anything
Fuck facebook I really didn't even do anything
A.V. Club kissing Kendricks ass
You can tell they only like cuz they afraid of blacks
Americanish boys they be afraid of blacks
Yeah you can fucking tell how they cater to blacks
Who the fuck is buying it
Who the fuck iggys latest single and deside that they like the vibe of it
Mega slut just like anybody I admit
But Rita Ora got a fucking chubby body

We like girls who don't fuck around with caines
But you better not call a bitch plus size if she don't shes overweight
Where did these people come up with this shit
I can't even make up half this shi
They whole world lying they don't think that we notice it
So hold up we gotta find out mental differences
You think I am evil but I'm only talking shit
I wouldn't be so meany if you were not such a bitch
I didn't mean to ruin your side it must have been a glitch

Fuck being verified people be terrified
[?] Be scared at night
[?] Maybe more aware tonight
I don't want to tell you what you should and shouldn't wear tonight
She got big titties and she looking like an idiot
Yeah I don't take a women serious
Not ever, get the fuck out here with that
I'm on a mission to make bigger enemies
So let it begin lets go ape shit on everything
Ape shit on everything
Ape shit on everything
Yeah what up fag my name is mike
Hope you didn't think this was gonna be nice
Better grab your girl cuz it's gonna be nice
Better grab your gun cuz theirs gonna be knives
Just getting started and I popped the vibe and
Bitch is in my pants cuz she likes this nonsense
[?]
Fear the moustache and the dusty snapback
So yeah im coming and the kids be retarded
But I be getting ready digging holes in the garden
Digging holes in the garden
I be getting ready digging holes in the garden
Ape shit on everything
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