The Vandals
Slap Of Love
[Intro]
Stevo: Do you love me baby?
Tracey: Yes
Stevo: Well how much do you love me?
Tracey: A whole bunch
Stevo: Well how much is a whole bunch?
Tracey: Well I don't know
Stevo: This much?
*Slap*
Tracey: Owww!

[Verse 1]
Don't say sorry
Or call her baby
And if she wants to go out
Say, "Maybe"
And never let her get the upper hand
A woman can't respect a weak man

[Chorus]
And if she talks back
You just gotta slap her down
You give her that slap of love
That keeps her coming around

[Verse 2]
So she ran out?
Let her pout!
She just went down to the store
You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer
When she comes through that door
She loves that stinging pain
And she knows you'll have to do it again
[Chorus]
And if she talks back
You just gotta slap her down
Give her that slap of love
That keeps her coming around

[Verse 3]
Don't feel sorry
That's a mistake
The biggest one you'll ever make
I wouldn't trust her
As far as I could throw her
You might love her
But you don't really know her

[Chorus]
And if she talks back
You just gotta slap her down
Give her that slap of love
That keeps her coming around

[Bridge]
Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back
Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back
Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back
Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back
[Verse 4]
Now your looking at the rings on your hand
And your feeling like a hell of a man
The woman now knows her place
I can see it in her rosy face

[Chorus]
But if she talks back
I really gotta slap her down
I give her that slap of love
That keeps her coming around

[Outro]
Now show my love with a slap