[Verse 1]
You know when you're sure that no one gives a crap
You're right on track, it's a fact
And when you believe things are good
It's guaranteed you're up your ass, it's a fact

[Chorus 1]
Morons through the world, and it's a shitty place
No one ever asked to be born
It's a fact

[Verse 2]
You know every time you think you've got it right
You're totally wrong, it's a fact
And when you really try, the effort's misapplied
Or there's a catch, it's a fact

[Chorus 2]
When you've got a sure thing, you're sure to fuck it up
It's one thing you can count on every time
It's a fact

[Bridge]
What can you do? Absolutely nothing
Don't even try to amount to something
It will never work, and Hitler is a jerk
And soon we'll all be dead anyway
It's a fact
[Verse 3]
In five billion years, the sun will explode
It's in the Bible, it's a fact
And no one will know that we were ever here
It's a fact, it's a fact

[Chorus 3]
So rest assured in knowing that what you do don't matter
Someone can do it better anyway
It's a fact