There's all these angry guys screamin' 'bout their pain in other lives
It seems so convincing that I am convinced they are
Full of shit, just sayin' it, sayin' it, cause they think they're supposed to
Just deal with it cause everyone, everyone, had a crappy childhood
It's not special

Just count to ten, or take a yoga class, or be a Christian
It's not workin', what you're doin'

There once was this guy who went to jail for something he didn't do
He got raped 30 times and died before the night was through
Just be glad for everything, everything, at least your legs work
Just deal with it cause everyone, everyone, had a crappy childhood at the very least

Just count to ten, or take a yoga class, or be a Christian
It's not workin', what you're doin'

Just count to ten, or take a yoga class, or be a Christian
It's not workin', what you're doin'
It's not workin', what you're doin'