[Verse 1]
I was a loner until there were no friends left
And before someone offered me drugs
You know, I was straight edge
And everyone's quit 'til
You offer them a cigarette
Before we learn our lesson
Let's see how bad things can get

[Chorus]
And I'll drink myself to death
Or at least I'll drink myself to sleep
Chain smoke my way through the gaps in between my aspirations and my apathy

[Post-Chorus]
As we drive past the last exit to home I am waving goodbye
And I might be sleeping in the ditch tonight but it's alright
'Cause whiskey is my kind of lullaby!

[Verse 2]
I was sober all morning
'til I woke up this afternoon
And before someone offered me a job
You know I was gonna get one soon
And everyone in this town sleeps 'til
The calendar collides with June
Before the booze wears off
Let's take another shot or two
[Chorus]
And I'll drink myself to death
Or at least I'll drink myself to sleep
Chain smoke my way through the gaps in between my aspirations and my apathy

[Post-Chorus]
As we drive past the last exit to home I am waving goodbye
And I might be sleeping in the ditch tonight but it's alright
'Cause whiskey is my kind of lullaby!