EDDIE
It's hard to describe my feelings
But I'll try
MAE
He's gonna try
EDDIE
It's hard to express my wonder!
MAE
He's wondering: "Why?"
EDDIE
She's really so wonderful, so --
MAE
Short?
EDDIE
No - petite
Yet so complete
MAE
Now ain't he sweet?
EDDIE
We're two of a kind
A perfect pair
A knockout in the ring
MAE
We're two of a kind
Why should we care
If we don't own a thing?
EDDIE
She's a one-two punch
MAE
He's a catered lunch
EDDIE
She's a melon on the rind
MAE
He's one of the good guys
BOTH
And we're two of a kind
MAE
Show 'em your muscles
EDDIE
Nah
MAE
Show 'em your muscles!
EDDIE (obliging)
Huh!
MAE
Oooh!
It's hard to express how happy
I feel inside
EDDIE
She feels inside!
MAE
But he'll be my sugar pappy -
Sweetheart?
EDDIE
My buttered bride!
MAE
He's really so wonderful, so --
EDDIE
Brute?
MAE
No - astute
He makes me toot
EDDIE
If that ain't cute:
BOTH
We're two of a kind
A perfect match
A couple through and through
We're two of a kind
EDDIE
The catcher
MAE
The catch
BOTH
A fairy tale come true
MAE
He's a motor car
EDDIE
She's an oyster bar
MAE
Just the way that God designed
EDDIE
She's two feet below me
MAE
But we're two of a kind
BOTH
Why look for substitutions
You'll never fine?
We're happy together
Being just two of a kind
MAE
One -
EDDIE
Two -
BOTH
I love you!