[Verse]
Do you know why you're lonely?
It's 'cause you're fat, and gay
Girls don't choose the nice guys
And you're a nice guy
But you're fat, and you're fucking gay
And why don't girl see the inside?
Oh, they do!
And they see that you're still fat and gay

[Chorus]
There's no such thing as the
Friendzone, friendzone
The only reason that you're lonely
It's 'cause you're fat and gay
There's no such thing as the
Friendzone, friendzone
The only reason that you're lonely
It's 'cause you're fat and gay