Mr. Bungle
Mr. Nice Guy
[Intro]
I sat around, and thought about the things we used to do
It really meant a lot to me. You mean a lot to me
I really mean that much to you?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

O-U-8-1-8

Yeah!

[Verse]
There's nothing that I wouldn't do for you
'Cause I'm potty trained like a great Dane
Have a nice day, yeah
Incubus in disguise, lord of the flies
A pile of shit dressed up to appetize
The main course - degradation a La Mode
You accept the invitation
I know how to treat a lady

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a fountain of love like Christ
So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls
Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet
In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole
Turbulent, whirlpool
[Chorus]
Like Yin and Yang the doggie is my best friend
I think I need a foxy terrier
With a capital T that rhymes with D that stands for Derriere
To bark for me and keep me company, yeah!

[Post-Chorus]
You look so nice with your nose in the dirt
You're my puppy, bend over and lick yourself

[Verse 2]
And when you sleep I'm sitting on your chest
Said it's a dogs life so you do what you gotta doo doo
Doggie bitch let me drill my own hole
I don't need a seed to grow my dickweed
I'm the one you want the one you get
Shit-sucking butt-fucking nerd

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a sadist I'm a geek I'm a coprophagist
I shit you eat my poo you shit I eat your poo
I shit and infinite push-pull
Hedonism trading furs
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours
Incubus, suck your butts
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
Like Dick and Jane, the K9 method is fucking insane
It's love, it's dog, eat dog, eat dog!
With a capital D that rhymes with tree that stands for Pee-Pee
Your knight in shining armor ain't no nice guy at all

[Bridge]
I am the devil who's under the skin
I hide in the smile and aim for the quim
God is my tactic and nature's my game
Forget all your opinions baby
Because I will always win lesbian, wow!

[Guitar solo]

[Various vocalizations]

[Outro]
Fuck yeah!
O-U-8-1-8
The ritual
I urinate chivalry
Instinctual cause I'm such a gentleman
You look so nice with your nose the dirt
[Barking noises]

[Song Outro]
"Would you like your check, Mr. Bungle, or would you rather I put it on your bill?"
"No, that's fine, thank you, Carl. I must say, I have to go now, but I must say, Anita-"
"And you will give me the account for my new agency, Mr. Bungle?"
"I can't say it hasn't been fun!"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Yeah boy! [?]"

[Laughter]
"I don't wanna look at you"
"I sit around, and thought about the things we used to do"
"God fucking dammit!"
"I'm closing my eyes, man"
"I sat around, and thought about the things we used to do
It really meant a lot to me. You mean a lot to me"
I really mean that much to you?!"
[Laughter]
"I'll just go down there"
"Close your eyes, it helps"
"Again? The whole fucking thing?"
"Shit"
"I sat ar-"
[Laughter]