Paul Shapera
Closing
Han Mi:
Ah shit


Mary:
There's a town where a cabaret
Plays every saturday
Lets take a peek what they're up to today

We've things you never seen nor guessed
Here in the very queer wild west
Let's pour a drink and come round for a rest

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome back, i see ol' Aubrey's got the saloon back up and running. and look, here comes sheriff henry to check up on everything

Henry:
Evenin' Miss Mary. Any trouble here abouts?

Mary:
Not til the third song, sheriff. You just sit that pretty little behind down and have a drink. And of course our house band is back, say hello to our teddy bear quintet"

Henry:
Wait.. have they always been...

Mary:
Yes and dont ask. It gets really complicated
Henry:
Ok

Mary:
So, you want to give me a thorough search here sheriff?

Henry:
Miss Mary, are you flirting with me?

Mary:
I might be

Henry:
Careful Miss Mary. Don’t make me horny. You wouldn't like me when i’m horny

Mary:
And say, in this saloon those still sane
Unite here each week for a play
Let’s all drink a shot of whatever you’ve got
For Miss Mary's Last Stand With The Band Cabaret

……

(Epilogue)

Han:
And why should i help you?
Lloyd:
Because i can teach you how to use your abilities. Show you what you're capable of

Han:
And in return you want me to take you to the carnival?

Lloyd:
Please

Han:
If you're so desperate to get back there why did you leave in the first place?

Lloyd:
Well if you must know, i went to retrieve his daughter. a little girl he didn't even know he had

Han:
And that's when things went wrong

Lloyd:
There were indeed some unfortunately circumstances and i ended up like this

Han:
Did you ever find the girl?

Lloyd:
I did, in fact. a lovely little thing named Son Mi
Han:
Son Mi? That was my grandmother’s name

Lloyd:
Yes. Yes it was