Paul Shapera
Interlude
[Helen, spoken]
Oh look, here comes the sheriff! He and his deputy Henry the Alchemist are coming to investigate reports of trouble

[Hank, spoken]
Greetings, Miss Helen. It looks like there's been some trouble with the stagecoach and Henry and I...

[Helen]
You mean the doctor's place

[Hank]
No, the stagecoach. it looks like Han-Mi is...

[Helen]
No, we're not doing the train robbery

[Hank]
Oh, we're not?

[Helen]
No we're doing... um... zombie babies

[Hank]
What?

[Helen]
Flying, face-eating zombie babies
[Hank]
That's horrible!

[Helen]
It's pretty awesome, actually. Don't tell Han I said that, she'll never follow script again

[Hank]
Well then, we ride off to...

[Helen]
The doctor's place

[Hank]
Yes, to...

[Helen]
Investigate reports of the vaccine having strange side effects

[Hank]
Does the band know this?

[Helen]
I told them during your bit

[Hank]
Well then, come Henry. Hi-ho, Yates!
[Helen]
Hank!

[Hank]
Yes?

[Helen]
Just between you and me, have you ever considering Han-Mi as... a woman?

[Hank]
Han-Mi is the embodiment of evil and malicious cunning

[Helen]
No, past the whole villainous thing. Just.. as a woman, do you think...

[HANK:] (spoken)
How can I possibly see her as anything other than a detestable scourge, a blight that should be removed from this town?

[Helen]
Wow. Okay, that's uh... harsh

[Hank]
Hi ho Yates! Away!

[Instrumental progressively gets crazier]
[Helen]
I'm sorry, Han

[Han-Mi, spoken]
You know, we really don't have to talk about it

[Helen]
It's your song. I am such a... what the hell is with the band?

[Han-Mi]
I don't think they're paying attention to us

[Helen]
Guys! Guys! What the hell are you doing? Okay, take your time... Yes. Wow. Okay folks, we go now to Han-Mi's lair where she sits brooding