I'm a real sweet guy
And I keep my word
And everybody knows that it's true
That good boys are seen and not heard

So, I scream so loud, that people turn away
And they say such bad things about me

Do I want their sympathy? (No!)
Do I seek respect? (Big deal!)
For them I have but one request
Get on your knees and kiss my ass

Kiss it, kiss it, kiss it
Kiss my ass
Kiss it, kiss it, kiss it

I'm a real sweet guy
But girls are afraid of my face
And I don't know why
But I don't really care either way

And I hear them laughing
And I see the look in their eyes
It's so cruel and mocking
Do I want their sympathy? (No!)
Do I seek respect? (Big deal!)
For them I have but one request
Get on your knees and kiss my ass

Kiss it, kiss it, kiss it
Kiss it, kiss it, kiss it
Kiss my ass
Kiss it, kiss it, kiss it
Kiss my ass

And I hear them laughing
And I see the look in their eyes
It's so cruel and mocking

Do I want their sympathy? (No!)
Do I seek respect? (Big deal!)
For them I have but one request (What's that?)
Get on your knees, get on your knees
Get on your knees, get on your knees
Kiss it, kiss it, kiss it, kiss it, kiss it, kiss it
Kiss my ass