Fatty Spins
Apple Store Love Song
[Intro]
This is a love song

[Verse 1]
I try not to be dramatic, unless I have to, but I was at the Apple Store picking out a MacBook
And on my way out, like thanks for stopping by, and you walked in and you really caught my eye.. pod
And I'ma put you on my playlist, I don't know what your name is but you're going in my favorites

[Verse 2]
I got you in my eyesight (iSight), I hope you're here
'Cause I'ma turn the volume up and speak into your earbuds
I like your inner face, it ain't a big deal
You got my heart spinning right around like a Click Wheel
And I was thinking we should shuffle through the interwebs
And find the time for iMovies playing at the cineplex
And girl you know you made that Final Cut and even MacBook Air ain't light enough
To outweigh my heart which is beating so rapid that I'ma have to track it with an iPod App and

[Chorus]
I fell in love at the Apple Store
And I never felt like that before
And I fell in love at the Apple Store
And I think I may come back for more

[Verse 3]
And yes, I'm aware that baby iMac
And baby if you buy that maybe we can iChat
And I don't mean to be aggressive or a sleaze
And I don't mean to mac, I'm just not PC
I know how to treat you, this ain't a reboot, I'll never find the need to "CTRL, ALT, delete" you
I see no reason to mess with these slobs 'cause they're like Bill Gates, and I'm Steve Jobs
[Verse 4]
I know you're waiting on me to discover that you need a man who will let you meet his mother board
Well, baby, it's fine 'cause I'm connecting broadband and this could really happen QuickTime
So let's find your network and go wireless, and if you'd like to try this, maybe we can iTouch, and put your picture as my desktop backdrop if you let me take my hard drive and put it in your laptop

[Chorus]
I fell in love at the Apple Store
And I never felt like that before
And I fell in love at the Apple Store
And I think I may come back for more

[Bridge]
Reboot
Ma-ma-ma-mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh
Ma-ma-ma-mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh
Ma-ma-ma-mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh
Mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh
Mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh

[Chorus]
I fell in love at the Apple Store
And I never felt like that before
And I fell in love at the Apple Store
And I think I may come back for more