Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Takes a dump in a coffee can
Plays some games with a grudge
Gonna shit out some anal fudge
Look out, here comes some shitty games

Alcohol is his power source
Takes a piss like a drunken horse
Climbs a wall, then he falls
This game sucks his spider-balls
Oh no, he's playing the shitty games

When he plays his games
He feels so ashamed
He shoots web from his wrist
But now Spider-Man's fucking pissed

Angry Nerd, Angry Nerd
Rather suck on a frozen turd
Or eat some crap from a moose
Gonna chug down somе poopy juice
These gamеs are such a great big fuck-up
They make you wanna throw up, all over Spider-Man