[Verse 1]
It's said, these are the legends of two scrotum guns, brothers
Their names were Walnuts and Raisins
It's a tale about war, love, betrayal and demise
And it started ‘cause they had hair like Oprah Winfrey
They wore mesh shirts, stoned washed jeans, and used lots of Aqua-Net
Oh, oh, oh

[Hook]
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?

[Verse 2]
Walnuts could shoot his load three miles high
Pink leotard tanks wanted to get with this guy
It was the 80's and big hair was the thing
While Walnuts was thick and luscious, Raisins' hair was thinning
Jealous and distraught, they say Raisins got duct tape
And ripped all Walnuts' hair off
Oh, oh, oh

[Hook]
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
Where did their hair go?
[Bridge]
I remember when these scrotum guns were young
The pink tanks always made love to the scrotum guns
They rubbed their scrotes against everyone
Now these balls hang so low, are so hairless and slow
And are wrinkled

[Outro]
Raisins set off to kill the Ikari Warriors
And made a mixed-tape for his girl
Meanwhile, Walnuts sported a mohawk
And rubbed the boobies of Raisin's main squeeze
Raisins vowed retaliation, knocked him out with a Rubik's Cube
Had him break dance in parachute pants
Listen to hours of Milli Vanilli with a Sony Walkman
'Til his hair fell out, but the truth we may never know
Where did their hair go?