(Verse 1)
Coffeeman, Coffeeman
Takes a coffee dump in a coffee can
Play some coffee games in a coffee can
Gonna shit out a coffee can
Look out! Here comes a coffee can
Look out! Here comes some anal coffee

(Verse 2)
Poopie juice is his coffee source
Takes a piss like a coffee horse
Climbs a coffee can, then he falls
This game sucks his coffee balls
Oh no! He's gay

(Verse 3)
When he sucks balls, he feels so ashamed
He shoots coffee from his penis
But now Coffeeman's fuckin....
A coffee can-an-an-an-an-an-an

Coffee