[Verse 1: Scurrow]
Twisting and fighting and sometimes I'm biting
I'm giving you rabies outside of a mall
Howling and foaming and I've got double vision
One glass of water and I'll surely drown

[Chorus: Scurrow]
I'm sorry, but I don’t think there's a cure
For--

[Verse 2: Scurrow, Scurrow & Pepper]
Can't reach the pedals, can't see past the dashboard
I'm looking so angry while driving a bus
I'm not as messed up as you might think I am
I'm drinking kombucha and celery juice

[Chorus: Scurrow, Scurrow & Pepper, Pepper]
I'm sorry, but there's no cure for
Reh
Botulism
Ha-ha-ha... oh, you're serious?

[Post-Chorus: Scurrow, Scurrow & Pepper]
There's no cure for rabies, my dog's speaking to me
Reminding me nothing I do will work out!
Mom is an albatross, dad is the TV
The mice took the kitchen, we'vе nowhere to go
And I'm making a salad at 3 in the morning
Cuz I'vе lost control, I've lost control of my life
[Bridge: Scurrow]
There's no cure for
No cure for
There's no cure for
No cure for, cure for
There's no cure for
There's no cure for
No cure for
There's no cure for
There's no cure for
There's no, there's no cure for
Cure for, there's no, there's no
There's no cure for
There's no, no, no cure for
There's no cure for
There's no cure for
No cure for
There's no cure for, cure for

[Outro: Scurrow, Scurrow & Pepper]
Huffing and barking, we'll never find parking
How could they do this? They know we have cars
I've made too much salad, does anyone want some?
Who do you think that you, think that you are?