Macaroni and Disease

[Verse 1]
Moldy container of hummus
Rock hard popcorn from the movies at the mall
Cornucopia of rotting fruit
No fun at all, no fun at all

[Chorus]
Macaroni and disease, oh bowl full of lice and beans
I never wanted you to be so unhappy in my fridge
I never wanted you to be so unhappy in my fridge

[Verse 2]
Carrot and raisin disaster
Waldorf salad of doom
This fridge smells like the pyramids
It smells like a tomb, smells like a tomb

[Chorus]
Macaroni and disease, oh bowl full of lice and beans
I never wanted you to be so unhappy in my fridge
I never wanted you to be so unhappy in my fridge

I wanted to eat you all before you rotted
I wanted to eat you all before you rotted