[Verse 1: Choo Choo]
You can take a few steps with your legs, but you won't get very far.
You'd be better with a bicycle, or even in a car!

[Break: Yellow Guy, Choo Choo]
Wow, how did we get here?
Hey, good question!

[Verse 2: Choo Choo]
So once upon a time they found a wheel,
And they put it all together as a vehicle.
Then there was a horse, with a man on top.
And then there was the wagon, with the wicker wheels.

[Break 2: Duck Guy, Yellow Guy, Red Guy, (Choo Choo)]
Hey look, wicker!
Wow, wicker!
Wh-where does this go?

(Wе're all having such fun for transport! Oh-)
Is that supposed to...?
(Doesn't mattеr.)

[Verse 3: Choo Choo, Red Guy]
The bus came next and it's big, and long.
When there's too many people, so you can't get on!
Wait hold on...
The plane is a bus, when it lives in the sky.
And you wave to the people as they're passing... under... by..

[Break 3: Red Guy, Choo Choo]
Where are they going?!
Huh? Speak into my good ear.
WHERE ARE THEY GOING?!
That's right!

[Verse 4: Choo Choo]
And the boats are the ones, that go on the sea.
And under that there's a submarine!
A-mouth-wet... *Cough*

[Break 4: Duck Guy, Choo Choo, Yellow Guy]
What's that one?
Huh? Oh.. it's.. nothing, just a rock, not transport.
You don't want it? I can have it?
What are you gonna do with a rock?
That's my business, private business!

[Bridge: Choo Choo, Duck, Yellow Guy, Red Guy]
Then we have blimps and electric tanks!
And scooters and hang gliders, and the airport buses...
Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah.
Maybe you should have a sit-down?
No, don't sit down.
Can you stop morphing?
Yeah! Stop morphing!
I'm not morphing, you're morphing!
Just keep going, he's- he's fine.
[Outro: Choo Choo]
*Gags* tickets... t-tickets please...