Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
The Healthy Song
[Yellow Guy]
Hmm
Something's different

[Duck]
Hmm
Something's missing!

[Yellow Guy]
Hmm
Is it this guy?

[Bread]
Fish and chips
Steak and beef
Grapes and eggs
Steak, eggs, uh

[Can]
Are you hungry
You look to be a bit hungry

[Yellow Guy]
No

[Can]
Doot doot doot doot
Lots of people get hungry
[Steak]
That's your body
Hungry comes from your body

[Duck]
Get off me

[Steak]
But your body, it must'a have to be healthy!

[Can]
What's that? A tasty snack!
You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that!

[Steak]
Greedy to eat all that
You'll end up with your teeth all grey!

[Can]
Doot doot doot doot doot

[Can & Steak]
Doot doot doot doot doot to be healthy!

[Yellow Guy]
Food is talking
[Steak]
Let's get healthy now!

*phone ringing*

[Duck]
Hello?

[Steak]
You need to know what's right from wrong
You see, the body is like a special house
With blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms
Oh look, there's Mr. Bladder in the basement, haha

[Duck]
What?

[Steak]
Now food comes in through the chimney (mouth)
And goes from room to room greeting the different organs!

[Yellow Guy]
Hello!

[Steak]
Now, the good, healthy food is very nice and polite to the organs
And so is invited to stay, for the party!
[Can & Steak]
Yay!

[Steak]
But the bad, not-healthy foods are very rude!
And must leave through the catflap

[Can]
Rude!

[Duck]
That doesn't make sense!

[Can]
Doot doot doot doot doot

[Can & Steak]
Doot doot doot doot doot to be healthy

*phone ringing*

[Duck]
Hello?

[Can]
What's that? A tasty snack!
You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that!

[Steak]
Greedy to eat all that
You'll end up with your gums all grey!

[Duck]
Yeah but, something's, wrong!

[Can]
Exactly!
How do we know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?

[Steak]
Well, that's easy!
The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape
Choosing normal, plain-looking foods
Such as bread, cream, white sauce, and aspic
Keep the body ticking over just nicely!
Isn't that right?

[Model]
Yeh!

[Duck]
I need to go!

[Can]
But wait, what's this?

[Steak]
Fancy, show-offy foods
Like cooked meats, fruit salad, soil foods, and yolk!

[Can]
Ugh!

[Steak]
These foods will clog up the body with unnecessary detail!
Oh no look, it's all broken and on the floor

[Model]
Egggh!

[Fridge]
Everything tastes great
But maybe we should wait

[Duck]
No!

[Fridge]
Before we put it on the plate

[Duck]
Enough!

[Fridge]
Or it could be too late, for you

[Duck]
I don't wanna do this anymore!

[Steak]
[?] a snack?

[Yellow Guy]
I choose a pizza slice, bread and cheese taste so nice (taste of nice)

[Can]
What's that, a pizza slice?
But you're better off with plain white sauce!

[Steak]
What's that, plain white sauce?
Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey!

[Fridge]
Doesn't matter, just throw it away!
Why not try something else on your tray?

[Steak]
Uh, what's that? A lovely pie?
But you're gonna end up sad inside!

[Can]
Ugh, sad inside! You're gonna make me sick!

[Steak]
Why not choose some ice cream cake?
But ice cream cake makes your kidney spleen!

[Can]
What's that, your kidney spleen?
Kidney spleen makes your teeth go grey!

[Fridge]
Well everyone has their teeth go grey
Just eat yeast and it'll go away!

[Steak]
But how much have you had today?
Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey!

[Can]
How about some onion paste? Looks like fun, have a taste!

[Steak]
That wasn't onion paste
You shouldn't eat food from a stranger's plate!

[All]
A stranger's plate! (x15)

[Steak]
A stranger's plate!

*ding*

*phone ringing*