You know and I know, my clone sleeps alone
She's out on her own, forever
She's programmed to work hard, she's never profane
She won't go insane, not ever
No V.D., no cancer on TV's the answer
No father, no mother, she's just like the other
And you know and I know, my clone sleeps alone

Your clone loves my clone, but yours cannot see
That's no way to be in heaven
No sorrow, no heartache, just clone harmony
So obviously, it's heaven

No naughty clone ladies allowed in the '80s
No bed names, no sex games, just clone names and clone games
And you know and I know, my clone sleeps alone

Before we existed, the cloning began
The cloning of man and woman
When we're gone they'll live on, cloned endlessly
It's mandatory in heaven

But they won't remember or ever be tender
No loving, no caring, no program for pairing
No V.D., no cancer on TV's the answer
No father, no mother, she's just like the other
No naughty clone ladies allowed in the '80s
And you know and I know, my clone sleeps alone
My clone sleeps alone
My clone sleeps alone