[Verse 1 - Jack]
A pod with two peas
No goal we won’t achieve
We made our dream into reality
You've known me since my goatee
Never thought I’d be part of this family

Team OG, team OG
I’m the lock and you’re the key
Team OG, team OG
Where would I be without Geoffrey?

[Verse 2 - Geoff]
Now, Jack, I see; it’s you and me
Even if we don’t make top three
We might not be from the same family tree
Know that to me, you’re worth a hundred Gavin Frees

Team OG, team OG
I think that the community would agree
Team OG, team OG
You bring out the very best in me

[Spoken - Jack and Geoff]
You know, Geoff, it’s been a long, long time since we started this show
It certainly has, Jack
Who’d have thought that after all these years our love could finally be shown, in public, in a song, on the internet?
Jack, I wish I could fire you
I think the line is actually “I wish I could quit you”
Uh, what’d I say?
[Outro - Both]
Team OG, team OG
The greatest team; ain’t no hyperbole
Team OG, team OG
We’re going down in history