[Verse 1]
Got your favorite cassette in my pocket
It's blank IOU
So do yourself a favor and taste a new flavor
It smells like sage and thyme
So do yourself a favor and have a toast on mine
I can roast you any time

[Chorus]
But pop goes the weasel
Bobby's my best man and I'm the best dressed
And I'm not that sorry 'cause I never came out

[Verse 2]
Let's keep what happened between us
And you know that I love you
So do us both a favor and delete this conversation
It's not flattering or kind
So do yourself a favor and seek and you shall find
They'll chase you everytime

[Chorus]
But pop goes the weasel
Bobby's my best man and I'm the best dressed
And I'm not that sorry 'cause I never came out
But pop goes the weasel
Bobby's my best man and I'm the best dressed
And I'm not that sorry 'cause I never came out